Scotch Quotes

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

- Mark Twain

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There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

- R. H. Bruce Lockhart

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My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

- Igor Stravinsky

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Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

- Johnny Carson

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The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

- James Joyce

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Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

- William Faulkner

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

- W. C. Fields

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Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

- James Stewart

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The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

- Jackie Gleason

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Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

- Marian Burros

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What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen.

- J. Hector St. John de Crevecoeur

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Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

- Warren Ellis

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Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

- Robert Downey, Jr.

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You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage fired a towel at the male. "Just pointing out your beer gut's gone." It was a Scotch pot. And I don't miss it.

- J.R. Ward

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

- Demetri Martin

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One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

- Peter Alliss

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Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

- Marvin Shanken

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There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

- William Faulkner

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If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

- Khaled Hosseini

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We are here a nation, composed of the most heterogeneous elements-Protestants and Catholics, English, French, German, Irish, Scotch, every one, let it be remembered, with his traditions, with his prejudices. In each of these conflicting antagonistic elements, however, there is a common spot of patriotism, and the only true policy is that which reaches that common patriotism and makes it vibrate in all toward common ends and common aspirations.

- Wilfrid Laurier

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We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to Baptist churches and prefer bourbon to Scotch are likely to be Southerners.

- John Shelton Reed

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