Crazy Quotes

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

- Rodney Dangerfield


Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

- Lewis Grizzard


Everybody looking at you crazy, What you gon' do? Lift up your head and keep moving, Or let the paranoia haunt you?

- Kendrick Lamar


Crazy how you gotta wait until it's dark out to see who really with you.

- Drake


Every child needs at least one adult who is irrationally crazy about him or her.

- Urie Bronfenbrenner


All power is within you; you can do anything and everything. Believe in that, do not believe that you are weak; do not believe that you are half-crazy lunatics, as most of us do nowadays. You can do any thing and everything, without even the guidance of any one. Stand up and express the divinity within you.

- Swami Vivekananda


Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity.

- Prince Ea


Nobody wants somebody who wants them for what they have or the position their in- you want somebody who wants you for you. In case it all goes crazy and it all turns to dust. I want somebody who loves me in the welfare line, eating gumbo, eating fish,black eyed peas and rice. I want somebody that loves me. God wants you to love him, not his cars, not his house, not his blessing- love him.

- T. D. Jakes


Only the strong go crazy. The weak just go along.

- Assata Shakur


In order to develop normally, a child requires progressively more complex joint activity with one or more adults who have an irrational emotional relationship with the child. Somebody's got to be crazy about that kid. That's number one. First, last and always.

- Urie Bronfenbrenner


We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

- Stephen Hawking


If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

- Willie Nelson


The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

- Eminem


Live your life, listen to your music way to loud, be crazy and as different as you want to be and always remember your not alone

- Andy Biersack


had no excuses for the things that we'd done, we were brave, we crazy, we were mostly young.

- Kenny Chesney


If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.

- Nelson Mandela


The world is this incredibly blurry, crazy dream that I'm just sort of stumbling through.

- Jeff Mangum


You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

- Jimi Hendrix


Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

- Friedrich Nietzsche


An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

- Victor Hugo


If you could walk a mile in my shoes you'd be crazy too.

- Tupac Shakur


We are all a quarter good, a quarter bad, a quarter animal and a quarter child which equals a whole bunch of crazy.

- Cara Delevingne


The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

- Jim Jefferies


Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

- William S. Burroughs


Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

- Mark Twain


No government in the world kills its people, unless it's led by a crazy person.

- Bashar al-Assad


The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

- Sun Tzu


Development, it turns out, occurs through this process of progressively more complex exchange between a child and somebody else- especially somebody who’s crazy about that child

- Urie Bronfenbrenner


Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?

- Howard Hughes


Sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy

- Thelonious Monk


You can't be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

- Chris Brown


And I fear that my place gets taken by some other one, very lucky and not too shy, who flirts with your eyes while I’m the one who’s crazy about them.

- Nizar Qabbani


Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count.

- Albert Einstein


A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

- Anthony the Great


If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.

- Maxine Waters


I’m in love with everyone I’ve ever met in one way or another. I’m just a crazy, unhinged disaster of a human being.

- Edie Sedgwick


When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.

- C. S. Lewis


Never put a lid on God. You can give God a thimble and ask for a quart. It won't work. Your plans, your projects, your dreams have to always be bigger than you, so God has room to operate. I want you to get good ideas, crazy ideas, extravagant ideas. Nothing is too much for The Lord to do - accent on 'The Lord'.

- Mother Angelica


When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

- Elon Musk


Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

- R. D. Laing


Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.

- Jim Harrison


After the conversations about Indian philosophy, some of the ideas of Quantum Physics that had seemed so crazy suddenly made much more sense.

- Werner Heisenberg


In a mad world only the mad are sane.

- Akira Kurosawa


Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

- Groucho Marx


There's a lot of people scared of me, and I can't blame them. They call me crazy so much I think I'm starting to believe them.

- Gucci Mane


This is what you should do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men ... re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss what insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem.

- Walt Whitman


In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.

- Les Claypool


Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

- Benjamin Franklin


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman