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- Sam Levenson
More Quotes By Sam Levenson
- Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
- The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
- The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
- For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure,...
- If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking...
- It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would...
- Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all...
- Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
- We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
- It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my...
- The reason God made man before woman was that he didn’t want any suggestions.
- Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
- Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times...
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