We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

More Quotes By Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

• Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
• A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.
• A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.
• The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income...
• Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife’s clothes.
• Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
• Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.
• Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.