Kids Quotes

Kids know nothing about racism. They're taught that by adults.

- Ruby Bridges

16

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

- Lemmy Kilmister

17

You score goals as a kid. Then you grow up stupid and become a goalkeeper.

- Gianluigi Buffon

7

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

- Anthony Jeselnik

6

Kanye took me from a kid who listened to music to a kid who lived music.

- Chance the Rapper

5

The struggle to create a nation and world of economic and social justice and environmental sanity is not an easy one. The struggle to try and create a more peaceful world will be extremely difficult. But this I know: despair is not an option if we care about our kids and grandchildren. Giving up is not an option if we want to prevent irreparable harm to our planet.

- Bernie Sanders

32

In order to develop normally, a child requires progressively more complex joint activity with one or more adults who have an irrational emotional relationship with the child. Somebody's got to be crazy about that kid. That's number one. First, last and always.

- Urie Bronfenbrenner

19

Most kids dream of scoring the perfect goal. I've always dreamed of stopping it.

- Iker Casillas

5

We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

- Mike Rowe

7

Maybe I’m just a kid in love.

- Shawn Mendes

1

We live in a society where we wake up our kids for school but not Fajr.

- Nouman Ali Khan

3

If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.

- Chief Dan George

3

All kids are born geniuses, but are crushed by society.

- Michio Kaku

2

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

- Andrew Dice Clay

3

If we expect kids to be losers they will be losers; if we expect them to be winners they will be winners. They rise, or fall, to the level of the expectations of those around them, especially their parents and their teachers.

- Jaime Escalante

10

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

- Jim Jefferies

3

The kids from the streets don't want preaching or messages. They want what they can identify with. They want to hear about the reality of their situation, not fairy tales. They don't care if it's ugly; they just want reality.

- Eazy-E

10

About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?

- Anthony Jeselnik

10

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.

- Steven Wright

4

A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932 ... and 50 million people died as a result ... what I learned as a little kid is that politics is, in fact, very important.

- Bernie Sanders

7

Other kids are brought up nice and sent to Harvard and Yale. Me? I was brought up like a mushroom.

- Frank Costello

3

Exactly one day in your life your kid will ski as good as you do. The next day, he'll ski better than you.

- Warren Miller

4

We go hard. In everything we do we're going to accomplish our victory and our goal. If it takes a day, a year, or 20 years, we're going to win. I haven't taken a loss because everything I've done has been a working process to win. From being a kid on them turntables to becoming where I am is not a loss. It's a blessing.

- DJ Khaled

13

You aren't going to save the world on your own. But you might inspire a generation of kids to save it for all of us. You would be amazed at what inspired children can do.

- Jane Goodall

6

Some kids are so depressed at home and with how people treat them in school that they cut themselves. This happens all over the world - kids who don't want to kill themselves, but nobody understands how much they hurt, so they cut themselves with razor blades.

- Chester Bennington

10

We're just like you. Were not these older idols, you know, were just kids like you guys.

- Brendon Urie

3

Kids today learn a lot about getting to the moon, but very little about getting to heaven.

- David Jeremiah

3

You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay - that's why I get the dollar more an hour.

- Bill Burr

8

The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!

- Shawn Michaels

2

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

- Jim Jefferies

2

Differentiation is classroom practice that looks eyeball to eyeball with the reality that kids differ, and the most effective teachers do whatever it takes to hook the whole range of kids on learning.

- Carol Ann Tomlinson

7

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

- Ashley Montagu

1

The truth is that I didn't start as a winner. When I was a kid, I was just another reject. I started at the bottom. I think all winners do.

- Georges St-Pierre

4

We look at science as something very elite, which only a few people can learn. That's just not true. You just have to start early and give kids a foundation. Kids live up, or down, to expectations.

- Mae Jemison

6

Peace is not unity in similarity but unity in diversity, in the comparison and conciliation of differences.

- Mikhail Gorbachev

3

Pride is concerned with who is right. Humility is concerned with what is right.

- Ezra Taft Benson

2

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

- Daniel Tosh

2

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

- Bo Burnham

1

Encourage & support your kids because "Children are apt to live up to what you believe of them.

- Lady Bird Johnson

3

Therapy is about every kids nightmare when people are telling you that you need to get help but all you really want is a hug.

- Alex Gaskarth

3

All I need is a sheet of paper and something to write with, and then I can turn the world upside down.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

3

Giving kids clothes and food is one thing, but it's much more important to teach them that other people besides themselves are important and that the best thing they can do with their lives is to use them in the service of other people.

- Dolores Huerta

7

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

- John Goodman

1

A kid in an abusive home has far fewer rights than any POW. There is no Geneva Convention for kids.

- Andrew Vachss

2

Every maker of video games knows something that the makers of curriculum don't seem to understand. You'll never see a video game being advertised as being easy. Kids who do not like school will tell you it's not because it's too hard. It's because it's--boring

- Seymour Papert

8

Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.

- Woody Hayes

3

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

- Phyllis Diller

2

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

- Jack Nicklaus

2

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

- Humphrey Bogart

1

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

- Roddy Piper

2