The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
- Emo Philips
More Quotes By Emo Philips
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised...
- My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
- People come up to me and say, ‘Emo, do people really come up to you?’
- Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made...
- You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked...
- The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a...
- All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone...
- Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
- Not everybody hates me. Only the people who’ve met me.
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