She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itsel
- Terry Pratchett
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The Library didn’t only contain magical books, the ones which are chained to their shelves and are very... Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.
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