Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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More Quotes By Bob Hope

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart...
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two...
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it,...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
The place was so British, I wouldn’t have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your...
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

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