Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.
- Terry Pratchett
More Quotes By Terry Pratchett
- You get a wonderful view from the point of no return.
- It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often...
- This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
- He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.
- It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact...
- There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to...
- The thing about witchcraft,” said Mistress Weatherwax, “is that it’s not like school at all. First you get...
- If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.
- Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and...
- Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with...
- The worst thing you can do is nothing.
- My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state...
- Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile,...
- Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.
- Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.
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