If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
- Tim Allen
More Quotes By Tim Allen
- Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the...
- Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny...
- Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be...
- A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
- If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
- Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have...
- Now the denominator … why don’t they just call it the bottom number? The denominator … that sounds...
- My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
- The greatest missile in the world is useless … unless it’s targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it...
- Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this...
- When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to...
- Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest...
- There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in...
- To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to...
- In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm...
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