If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
- Steven Wright
More Quotes By Steven Wright
- Don’t you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys...
- No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap...
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
- The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the...
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
- Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
- Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
- The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re...
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